In Alabama, It Is Illegal To Have An Ice-Cream Cone In Your Back Pocket

In Ohio, It’s Illegal To Disrobe In Front Of A Man’s Portrait
In Pennsylvania, It’s Illegal To Tie A Dollar Bill To A String And Pull It Away When Someone Tries To Pick It Up

In Arizona, You May Not Have More Than Two Dildos In A House
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In Minnessota A Person May Not Cross State Lines With A Bird Atop His Head

In Nevada, It’s Illegal To Put An American Flag On A Bar Of Soap

In Utah, No One May Walk Down The Street Carrying A Paper Bag Containing A Violin

In Oklahoma It’s Illegal To Make Love With An Automobile

In Connecticut, Pickles Must Bounce To Officially Be Considered Pickles

In California, Nobody Is Allowed To Ride A Bicycle In A Swimming Pool

In New Jersey A Person Can Be Arrested For Slurping Soup In Public

In Maine It’s Unlawful To Tickle Women Under The Chin With A Feather Duster
In Indiana, It’s Illegal For A Man To Be Sexually Aroused In Public

In Michigan It’s Illegal To Paint Sparrows To Sell Them As Parakeets

In Texas, It Is Illegal For Children To Have Unusual Haircuts

In Maryland Hammering A Nail Into A Tree Is Punishable By A Fifty Dollar Fine

In Rhode Island, It Is Illegal To Wear Transparent Clothing

In Virginia, Spitting On A Seagull Is Punishable By A Fine

In Hawaii Coins Are Not Allowed To Be Placed In One’s Ears

In Kansas, It’s Illegal To Serve Wine In Teacups

In Kentucky, It’s Illegal To Lick A Toad

In Kentucky It’s Illegal To Paint Your Lawn Red

In Wisconsin It Is Illegal To Serve Apple Pie In Public Restaurants Without Cheese

In Arkansas It’s Illegal To Kill Or Preserve Any Living Creature Without A License

In South Dakota It’s Unlawful To Cause Static

In Washington, It’s Illegal To Paint Polka Dots On The American Flag

In Colorado, It’s Illegal To Have Weeds In Your Yard

In Missouri, It’s Illegal To Deface A Milk Carton

In Nebraska, It’s Illegal For A Parent To Perm Their Child’s Hair Without A State License

Oregon: One May Not Test Their Physical Endurance While Driving A Car On The Highway

In Florida, A Person May Not Appear In Public Clothed In Liquid Latex

In Louisiana, It’s Illegal To Gargle In Public

In Delaware It Is Illegal To Wear Pants That Are “form – Fitting” Around The Waist

In Wyoming, It’s Illegal For A Hairdresser To Groom One’s Pubic Hair
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In Tennessee Hollow Logs May Not Be Sold

In Delaware It’s Illegal To Serve Perfume As Liquor

In Vermont It Is Illegal To Use Colored Margarine In Restaurants Unless The Menu Indicates You Do

In New Mexico Defacing Rocks Is A Crime

In Alaska No Person May Drive A Vehicle When There Are Three People In The Front Seat

In Mississippi Sesame Street Was Once Banned From PBS

In South Dakota It’s Unlawful To Cause Static

In Hawaii Coins Are Not Permitted To Be Placed In Ones Ears

In Massachusetts, Photographing Upskirt Photos Can Be Considered A Crime
